Canis Canem Edit
touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

sian-valentine:

It’s dark and I’m too scared to leave my room to go downstairs and set the alarm and close all the blinds in case I look out the window and see something looking back at me HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE ALONE?????/

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

cranquis:

emt-monster:

Helmets.

Wear one.

clientsfromhell:

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.

lizlizlovely:

I think I’m so funny.

lizlizlovely:

I think I’m so funny.

colpr0lly:

im logging off the internet forever

wonderous-world:

Cloudscape by Stefan Brenner
jehovahs:

why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t 

jehovahs:

why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t