I thought so too, person whom I don’t know.
I thought so too.
I just shaved. touch my leg.
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
literally my favourite thing on tumblr tbh
sometimes I hear people say that the Simpsons is only about bad jokes
I weep for them
so in english my teacher asked for an example of irony and i said when Harry is fighting the horcruxes and then he is one and she screamed and i have given away the biggest plot twist in HP and ruined it for my english teacher
it’s been six years she had plenty of time it’s her own fault
Guys should be more like this actually..
Get Happy- House MD
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
God I love Tumblr.
i do it with style excuse u
Yesterday was my coworker Cody’s birthday. He HATES when people sing Happy Birthday to him, (who doesn’t?), so BOY was he cranky when we surprised him with a cake and a song at our noon team meeting!
It says “Corby” on it! We’re a wacky bunch.
We had another meeting at…
Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
I didn’t know how much I needed this gif
I know who’s gonna die in his next book