She saw Jesus
This is the best thing I have ever seen.
I would have shit my pants.
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US
The gif makes the post 666% better
It’s dark and I’m too scared to leave my room to go downstairs and set the alarm and close all the blinds in case I look out the window and see something looking back at me HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE ALONE?????/
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure. They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid.
I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.
I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me.
They sent me a check.
I think I’m so funny.
im logging off the internet forever
why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t